The Toy That's Always Got Something to Say!

He talks back, lights up, and even sings when you give him a little tap.
Meet Angry Patrick — your new hilarious stress-busting buddy.

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Angry Patrick Toy

Angry Patrick Toy

$9.99 USD
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Why He's Everyone's Favorite Buddy

Why He's Everyone's Favorite Buddy

  • Repeats What You Say - Every word, every tone - right back at you, perfectly timed and hilarious.
  • Sings + Plays Music - Spank him and unlock funny random tracks and reactions
  • Lights Up When Activated - Because laughter should literally shine
  • Hangs Anywhere - backpack, car mirror, or bedroom door - take the chaos wherever you go!

From "meh" to "HA-HA!" in one tap

Another dull moment...

"Another dull moment..."

...until Patrick spoke up!

"...until Patrick spoke up!"

Join Thousands Who Can't Stop Laughing

ya zalameh hal Patrick majnoun 😂 by3id kel shi b2oulou l walad w l de7ek ma btew2af!

— Omar K., Beirut

l toy bighanni w bi2allid l sout bi nafs tone 😅 mish bass l kids bi7ebbouh, ana w zawji mnesta3mlo la nghayir jaw!

— Nour M., Jounieh

Hal Patrick mesh 3adi 😆 by3id kel shi b2oulo, bidawe, w byghanni la7ad ma tokhlas l battery! Jeddi 7abbo aktar men l sghir!

— Layla H., Tripoli

ya allah 3a wlede w 3a Patrick bel sayyara 😂 3am y3amlo karaoke ma3o kel nhar, w teta 3am teda7ak la dam3et!

— Ali F., Saida

This toy cracks up everyone — from my kids to my parents. The timing is spot-on and the lights make it even sillier

— Rita N., Beirut

Didn’t expect it to be that good. The random songs are hilarious my teen brother keeps pranking everyone with it 😂

— Maya A., Baabda

Took it to the office once… now it lives on my desk. Whenever someone’s stressed, we just talk to Patrick and laugh

— Hassan I., Tyre

Frequently Asked Questions

Does it really repeat what I say?

Yes! He instantly mimics your voice with a hilarious echo tone.

Does it need batteries?

Nope! It’s USB rechargeable - cable included that you can use with any charger.

Is it safe for kids?

Absolutely! Made from soft, durable, and child-safe materials.

Can I hang it on a backpack or car mirror?

Yes — it comes with a built-in strap for easy hanging anywhere.

Ready to Light Up Your Mood?

Get your own Angry Patrick — the hilarious talk-back toy that repeats, sings, and lights up your day.
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